Diana Marko banned from Scotland. UK still in question.

After a heinous act of selfishness & thievery, Diana Marko has been banned from Scotland.

Just days after everyone was supposed to have a "happy Halloween", Scotland has banned access to her pristine shores for one American, Diana Marko. After stealing a well known & nationally celebrated costume from Sir Adam Melson, Ms. Marko went on to fashion a kilt of some form & truly disgraced what was once held perfect in the minds of so many. "I'm throwing out my candy. She ruined it. She ruined everything." said one unlucky witness to the horrible event. Alex Salmond, First Minister of Scotland, announced the ban after petitions from several nations & even one from St. Onelious Orphanage streamed into his office. "What else can I do? This outraged so many after Mr. Melson set the standard. A trip from Marko would rival the impact of the plague and I'm not putting more innocent lives at stake. Our hearts and prayers go out to those who had to see Ms. Marko wear what she thought was a great costume." While the world is waiting for an apology, many cite that she was not stable and can't be held accountable for her actions. Her judgment was possibly obstructed and clouded by the number of large & unfashionable belts she wore. This may have cut off the circulation, leaving her light headed and at the mercy of bad decision making. Mr Melson was unavailable for comment on the issue, as he was lecturing freshmen students on internet marketing as well as how to stay in great physical & mental shape while leading a successful business life. Icon studios would not comment on the issue, although Alex Salmond, the writer of Braveheart, said, "Did he have permission? Of course. He fits into the role of William Wallace perfectly. If he had been older when we filmed the movie, HE would have been William Wallace." Other websites covering this story with additional facts about the award winning nature of the costume worn by Mr. Melson along with witness statements of the costume can be found at http://IamWilliamWallace.blogspot.com as well as http://www.mostfuckingawesomecostumeever.com.