Home Renovation Guru Arrested!



World renowned renovation consultant arrested in domestic violence dispute

In a very strange turn of events, world renowned home renovation guru Matt "the Hunter" Jennings was recently arrested outside Kona Grill, a hip cougar hunting ground in Las Vegas. The Hunter, as he is amicably known to his clients - most of whom are jewish - was seen being taken away in a metro police car yelling "that n**ger b**ch hit me first!". Apparently his tirade was in reference to his on-again, off-again girlfriend, on-again girlfriend Latoya Jackson. The Hunter is best known for his work in the popular TV show's "Flipping with Jews" and "I Hunt Bitches While Flipping Houses". When asked to comment about his recent arrest, the Hunter simply said "Genius and madness are one and the same!".

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