The Afterlife Proven To Exist

Introduced to the public a few months ago under the guidance of retired psychology professor Jonathan Epic, Doe's Account, the anonymous first person handwritten account is purported to demonstrate conclusively that the realm of the spirit postulated to orbit our reality by theologians and many others for ages has unexpectedly crash-landed in the backyard of cutting-edge physics.
  The John Doe author of the diary claims within said account that the period alleged by the CERN Institution in Geneva in which the recently reanimated particle accelerator the Large Hadron Collider was reportedly non-functioning, a massive covert operation of which he was apart of, culminated in the detection of consciousnesses in extra-dimensional space. Further experimentation evidently revealed that these consciousnesses were once of earthly and human origin.
   Epic who also naturally gravitated to the account, admits being skeptical when originally presented the diary by one of his former students, Donald Pursing, who discovered it on a trip in Portugal. While its veracity has not been unequivocally demonstrated, various investigations, of which some Epic have been apart, have corroborated much of the account. Most recent discoveries concerning the enigma may even include the identity of the diary’s author.
  “Our universe is indeed a mysterious place. Doe’s Account has once again reminded humanity of that blunt fact,” Epic states. Against the will of many of his associates and various organizations who predict that broadcasting the diary may be dangerous to social order, the former professor has given the spectacle a comfortable seat online, employing a domain name that matches its widely accepted nickname: doesaccount.com. Here he gives a brief history of the diary and even allows the public to purchase for themselves an exact photocopy. One man was so elated to have “this priceless piece of human history” that he declared that he would reciprocate by telling everyone he knows to visit the website. He even went as far as to suggest that he would like to send a copy to various world leaders.
  “It isn’t difficult to imagine why people around the globe are attracted to the peculiar diary,” Epic explains, “it at once captures the modern essence of the average man by marrying the universally accepted authority of science with an air of the numinous for which we all express innate appreciation.”

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